Are you thinking about growing a beard? Because you should be. Here is how your life will be different once you grow a great, glorious beard.
- You will have a glorious beard, and it will look amazing
- Everyone will be in awe of you and your beard
- It will help establish that you are cool and unique and fun-loving
- Ladies love men with beards
- Men love ladies with beards
- You can play with your moustache
- Other people can play with your moustache (only with permission, of course)
- Your beard will stay with you through thick and thin
- Keeps you warm in the winter
- It is easy to bite your beard when eating
- Be careful when drinking milk; you can get a literal milk moustache (the milk will get caught in your beard)
- Anytime you lick your beard (unintentionally or deliberately), you will taste the food that you ate earlier
- You have to groom it or else you will look crazy, and heaven forbid that you spend a few minutes on your appearance each day
You have decided to grow a beard. All men look better with a beard. Some women look better with a beard. Beards are just the greatest.